I know that we haven't been friends for very long, only since my birthday in February, but lately it seems that every time I put you on you get tighter and tighter. I don't think that this is very nice, because I am trying to be good. I walk close to five miles almost every day, I try not to eat too much, I only drink soy milk...and yet here we are. We used to be so cute together too. You with your wide legs, and me with my skinny thighs. Okay they weren't really that skinny, but your wide legs were wide on them, the way it is supposed to be. And now I can barely get you buttoned and zipped. I was hoping that we could be friends for at least a year, but I don't know what else I can do. Will you still fit me tomorrow? _______Yes _______No
Your Friend,
Sara
Monday, July 14, 2008
Dear Pants,
Posted by Sara at 7:20 AM
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6 comments:
Sara--you are hilarious! I feel as though I am having the same conversation with my pants. Ghetto.
I totally feel like this today so I've chosen to stay in shorts with an elastic waist.
I did laundry today, and all I had dirtied for a week was sweats, more sweats, and one pair of jeans. I think I could write my pants the same note.
I just peed my pants sara.
HOLY SMOKES!!! That is the best letter I have ever read. I totally know the feeling, and I am laughing, because I just had the same conversation with my own this morning. Hence, I stayed in my lounge gauchos and cleaned house all day. You are hilarious!! I think you look fantastic.
Okay George Strait! I can't wait to see you on Friday! I am glad that you are as excited that I am moving closer to home as I am.
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