I got a new calling. I am Tyler's primary teacher. Well when I accepted this call I didn't know that I would be teaching half of the primary. Yeah that's right. They have combined three classes and I am the teacher. So yesterday was my first day. There were about 10 kids in the class and they were all boys except for one 4 year old little girl. Things were going about how I had expected, noisy and wiggly and not much of a lesson, when I was hit with this comment...
Me: Let me tell you a story about when Jesus healed 10 lepers.
Little Girl (Who is grabbing herself): Oh, I wish I had my cream that makes my vagina stop itching.
Boy you never know what you are going to get when you go to the primary. Can't wait until next week.
Monday, June 30, 2008
First Day Of Primary
Posted by Sara at 8:14 AM
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Oh my heck! So that kind of sounds about like the little boy in out primary last year that raised his hand in the middle of sharing time and said " I really need to go the bathroom so I can get my penis to go down." The things kids say.
I wish I had something to make my ears stop burning after that story! Classic story and you haven't seen the least of it.
How funny. Christian and I loved your post. Everytime I do sharing time I get so nervous for the comments that the kids will make. Good Luck and if you need any ideas my favorite website is: sugardoodle.net.
Reminds me of when a taught preschool (a true story).
We were learning about culture so I invited a friend from SUU's b-ball team (he's from Africa, Nigerian) to come talk to the kids about his childhood. Upon his arrival this is what was shouted:
Boy 1: "I've never seen a black guy before!!!!"
Girl 1: "Look! It's a clown!!!"
Needless to say, I was mortified.
That is hilarious! It was so nice to see you last night. You are so beautifufl. Thanks for always making an effort to make me feel a part of the family. You are such a sweet person and a wonderful mother. Oh and I am sure an awesome primary teacher!
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